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幽默搞笑的英语小故事

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¡¡¡¡不?#19981;?#30340;英语的人£¬在学习起来的时候特别烦躁£¬从而英语成绩一直上不去¡£学英语的时候为何不加点乐趣进去呢?小编在此献上英语小故事£¬希望对你有所帮助¡£

¡¡¡¡英语小故事带翻译£º粪堆里的小鸟

¡¡¡¡A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow dung upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the dunghill, feel very warm, gradually recovered, it is warm and comfortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the dunghill, bird, pull it out.

¡¡¡¡The way of existence: not everyone to lead the dung upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the dunghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the dunghill, had better keep your mouth shut.

¡¡¡¡粪堆里的小鸟

¡¡¡¡一只小鸟飞到南方去过冬¡£天很冷£¬小鸟几乎冻僵了¡£于是£¬飞到一大块空地上£¬一头牛经过那儿£¬拉了?#27426;?#29275;粪在小鸟的身上£¬冻僵的小鸟躺在粪堆里£¬觉得很温暖£¬渐渐苏醒过来£¬它温暖而舒服的躺?#29275;?#19981;久唱起歌来£¬一只路过的野猫听到声音£¬走过去看个究竟£¬循着声音£¬野猫很快发现了躺在粪堆里的小鸟£¬把它拽出来吃掉了¡£

¡¡¡¡生存之道£º不是每个往你身上拉大粪的人都是你的敌人¡£也不是每个把你从粪堆里拉出来的人都是你的朋友£¬还有£¬当你躺在粪堆里时£¬最好把你的嘴闭上¡£

¡¡¡¡¡¡英语故事带翻译£º拔牙 tooth extraction

¡¡¡¡tooth extraction

¡¡¡¡“I'm sorry £¬Madam £¬but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

¡¡¡¡“Twenty d ollars! Why £¬I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

¡¡¡¡“Yes£¬but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

¡¡¡¡拔牙

¡¡¡¡“对不起£¬夫人£¬为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元¡£”

¡¡¡¡“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元¡£”

¡¡¡¡“是的£¬但是你的孩子大喊大叫£¬把另外四个病人吓跑了¡£”

¡¡¡¡英语故事带翻译£º醉酒 Drunk

¡¡¡¡Drunk

¡¡¡¡One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

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¡¡¡¡醉酒

¡¡¡¡一天£¬父?#23376;?#23567;儿子一块儿回家¡£这个孩子正处于?#20405;?#23545;什么事都很感兴趣的年龄£¬老是有提不完的问题¡£他向父亲发问道£º“爸爸£¬‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔£¬孩子£¬”父亲回答说£¬“你瞧那儿站着两个警察¡£如果我把他们看成了四个£¬那么我就算醉了¡£” “可是£¬爸爸£¬ ”孩子说£¬“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

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