¡¡¡¡A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow dung upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the dunghill, feel very warm, gradually recovered, it is warm and comfortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the dunghill, bird, pull it out.
¡¡¡¡The way of existence: not everyone to lead the dung upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the dunghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the dunghill, had better keep your mouth shut.
¡¡¡¡¡¡英语故事带翻译£º拔牙 tooth extraction
¡¡¡¡“I'm sorry £¬Madam £¬but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
¡¡¡¡“Twenty d ollars! Why £¬I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
¡¡¡¡“Yes£¬but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
¡¡¡¡One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
¡¡¡¡一天£¬父?#23376;?#23567;儿子一块儿回家¡£这个孩子正处于?#20405;?#23545;什么事都很感兴趣的年龄£¬老是有提不完的问题¡£他向父亲发问道£º“爸爸£¬‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔£¬孩子£¬”父亲回答说£¬“你瞧那儿站着两个警察¡£如果我把他们看成了四个£¬那么我就算醉了¡£” “可是£¬爸爸£¬ ”孩子说£¬“那儿只有一个警察呀!”